Well, folks, grab your wallets and piggy banks because the U.S. government just realized it’s a little short on change… $228 billion short, to be exact. Yes, you read that right, billion with a ‘B’. This happened in June, marking a jaw-dropping 156% increase from the same month last year. If you’re wondering, this upgrade is as far from a beach bod glow-up as we could get.

The budget deficit, that ‘not-so-little’ discrepancy between the dollars that come in and the ones that flutter out, hit $89 billion in June 2022. This time around, though, June’s income fell by $42 billion, or 9%, sinking to $418 billion, while our country’s spending habits ballooned by $96 billion, or 18%, up to $646 billion. It seems Uncle Sam has a severe case of retail therapy, and boy, it’s not cheap!

But, oh, there’s more! Apparently, the government decided to celebrate the Fourth of July a bit early by accelerating $86 billion worth of July benefit payments into June. Apparently, even federal holidays aren’t immune to early celebrations. However, without these early fireworks and some other calendar shenanigans, the June deficit would have been ‘just’ $142 billion, a petite 66% rise over last year’s June deficit.

Now, if we zoom out a bit and look at the first nine months of the fiscal year (ending on Sept. 30), income stumbled, tripped, and fell face-first by $423 billion or 11%, to $3.413 trillion. It turns out those capital gains weren’t quite so gainful in 2022, salary bonuses got a bit bashful, and individual tax refunds soared as the IRS had a late spring cleaning, clearing a backlog of unprocessed receipts.

As if this roller coaster wasn’t thrilling enough, the Federal Reserve is chiming in with its loss of $93 billion this year. Their pockets are lighter due to higher interest payouts on bank reserves, and their net income is less positive than a half-empty glass at a pessimists’ party. A treasury official shrugged and said, “Yeah, we expected that.” Comforting, right?

And what’s a fiscal report without some thrilling ups and downs? Year-to-date spending jumped by $455 billion, or 10%, from last year, reaching the dizzying height of $4.805 trillion. Social Security costs went on a spending spree due to cost-of-living adjustments, and the interest on public debt decided to join the party by increasing $131 billion, or 25%, to $652 billion, thanks to higher interest rates.

And to put the cherry on this fiscal sundae, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp shelled out an extra $52 billion to save banks on the brink of failure. “It’s just a bit of a spending hiccup,” a Treasury official might have said.

So, ponder that one! The June 2023 Treasury shenanigans in all their glory. If this doesn’t make you want to check your bank account or, perhaps, your mattress, I’m not sure what will! But remember, humor aside, such ongoing deficits do carry serious implications – economically, socially, and politically. So let’s hope Uncle Sam gets his financial house in order soon!

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